The secret word is “novelty cycling jersey,” (AHHHH!) and it’s inspired by this incredible PeeWee Herman bike riding outfit that is amazing in that it simply exists. You know what else is great? The vast amount of ridiculously nerdy pop culture-inspired suits available on the ol’ world wide web.
Spidey sense tingling? Nope. That’s just a side effect of riding a bike all the time. The same company behind the PeeWee jersey, Podium, also has a Spidermansuit.
You’ll easily pick out the bike riding nerds, because they’ll be the ones in the coordinated Star Trek Uniform.
You don’t need PEDs, because you can actually just have a Superman suit that you wear on your bike. JK, it’s not going to make a difference, but go ahead and raise that comic book enthusiast banner, baby.
Sleighs are over. Next year, Santa rocks a Schwinn.
Haha! Are you a Speed Racer fan? Haha! Cycling has not forgotten you.
It starts to get kind of weird with the creepy cycling leisure suit, an outfit choice usually reserved for bowling alleys and sad disco clubs.









Completely agree that the average rider shouldn’t be out wearing sponsors clothing, unless they actually have a sponsor. Although some of the kit , does look quite funky.
To see someone out riding in the “Rainbow Jersey”or “Maillot Jaune”is totally absurd, the privilege to wear that should be kept only for those who have earned the right to wear them.
Hero worshipping, is a completely natural and understandable thing , and what brings the new crop through in any sport, all of this is done through inspiration from the best in the world.
But if I had it my way, I would definitely wear the funky looking/ sponsor free clothing shown above.
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